Got this in an email today … couldn’t resist:

Male or Female? –  You might not have known this, but, a lot of non-living
objects are gender specific, actually either male or female.  Here are some
examples:

FREEZER BAGS? –  Male
They hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS? –  Female
Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES?  –  Male
They go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS? –  Male
To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butts.

SPONGES? –   Female
They are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES? –  Female
They are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS? –  Male
They always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS? –  Female
Over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS? – Male
In the last 5,000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL? –   Female.

Ha! –  You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:

*  It easily gives a man pleasure.

*  He’d be lost without it.

*  And, while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying.