Got this in an email today … couldn’t resist:
Male or Female? – You might not have known this, but, a lot of non-living
objects are gender specific, actually either male or female.Â Here are some
FREEZER BAGS? – Male
They hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS? – Female
Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES? – Male
They go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS? – Male
To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butts.
SPONGES? – Female
They are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES? – Female
They are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS? – Male
They always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS? – Female
Over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS? – Male
In the last 5,000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL? – Female.
Ha! – You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
* It easily gives a man pleasure.
* He’d be lost without it.
* And, while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just